Have you ever washed your hands with a nugget of poop? Well, now with this bar of poop soap, you can! Now coming with extra corn, this turd is sure to cause alarm when noticed in your bathroom.
The soap is about six inches long, but like with all excrement, there are never two that are exactly the same. This is your turd, unique to you. Will people dare use it? Will they dare play ‘Poop or Dupe?’, ‘Scat or Nat?’… you’ll soon find out.